Compliments of Matt . . .
Typical ITC guy conversation, this time hosted by Matt and John Michael P. [age 4]:
JM: (very seriously) "You know, when I'm an uncle, and you're an uncle, I'm going to get my OWN wife."
M: (equally serious) "Your OWN wife? Really?"
JM: "Yeah." (sheepishly) "I haven't been married yet! Weddings have cake, right?"
M: "Oh yeah--sometimes BIG cakes" (gestures about 4' high).
JM: "That's what I want." (satisfied)
(Quizzically)"Weddings are when people get married, right?"
M: "Yeah. It's not that big of a deal, though. They tell you, 'You may kiss the bride,' you kiss her, and you're married."
JM: (utterly horrified) "But kissing is BAD!!!"
M: (calmly) "Not at weddings."
(a horrified Abby P. cycles off)
JM: "What if you waited until that part, and then just hit her?"
M: (laughing) "You mean . . . after the pastor says his thing, you just deck her?" (pantomimes)
JM: (cracking up) "Or . . . what if you threw her on the ground?"
M: (regaining composure) "Hey, wanna race?"
JM: "Sure!"
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5 comments:
that's hilarious! Hope that your feeling much better!
Appreciate your prayers for my family--we're having to make a hard choice.
okay, that was so funny! Got to love little boys. :-)
ROFL . . . I'm thinkin' that if you hit her . . . you can forget the kissing part 'cause the wedding is OVER.
LOL. Great story.
Katie and I laughed aloud. That is WAY too funny! Aren't little boys great?! ~ Rachel J.
Gotta love little boys! A seven year old boy decided he had a crush on my seven year old sister. He told her so, but told her that if she told anyone he would rip her hair out. :) How endearing!
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