Happy Book

It's in the Happy Book now, thanks to Alison, Micah, Matt, and me . . .

• Nina squirting ketchup on herself and the table behind her 'cause "it felt so good"
• Chinese techno/martial arts fights in the lobby after curfew
• A "very covetous" operation with Matt
• "Where in carnation are we?" -Joel
• "I'm too fat to fast." -Tim
• Jessica telling Alison that she was going to put Brasso on her skin at night to see if it would get shiny
• Being called "Kendrita la bonita"
• Mrs. Ritchie trying to put me up to batting my eyelashes!
• Mrs. Norcross, spying Abbie's plate, heaped with taco meat: "Abbie, no . . . no!"
  Abbie, reassuringly: "Today I'm not fasting!"
• Joel announcing that he will have to "hyperventilate" to his journal, since Micah is away