Happy Things

More from me!

• Bob P., quoting a lady's advice to her educated husband: "Sweetheart, your knowledge of Hebrew and Greek is like your underwear; always have it with you, but don't show it publicly."
• Bob P.'s answer to the question "How did you get so wise?": "Abject stupidity and rebellion" [the polite term is "experience"]
• Zulei wanting to give me a hard room check
• Learning Center, the happenin' place--seven of us (Faith, Zulei, Anna, Stephanie, Susanna, Sarah, and me) in there after 7:00 PM
• A visit from Jamie and Carl
• A lady telling Melinda that her husband had to go to the priest and get cleansed after voting for Hillary. (I think he did it as part of Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos.")
• Autumn's horror when I told her that her shirt looked like my bathing suit
• Jordan flippantly saying, "Raise your hand if you know where Joe went!" and being incredulous when Autumn and I raised our hands in unison
• "You have the maturity of a 32-year-old, but you're way more fun." --Sara N. to me
• "Never get married, Kendra; you'll turn into a mom!" --Liz W. to me, quite earnestly